January 2010
I heard some arguing, so I asked the older kid what was wrong. This is what he said.
Jackson (age 5): Nicholas (age 3) keeps talking to me, but he's boring, and I don't want to talk to him!!
clientsfromhell:
A client once gave me some text which included a spelling error. Instead of saying “you spelled that wrong” I tried to be tactful about it. I said I wasn’t sure about the spelling so I looked it up in the dictionary and discovered that it was spelled differently. Then the client insisted that there was a typo in the dictionary and we had to go to press with the spelling...
Song Quote of the Day
Won’t you take me away, away from here?
Harry Potter 7 in 3-D?????? :D →
Song Quote of the Day
I betcha think I’m kidding, but I promise you it’s true. I hate most everybody, but most of all I hate, well I hate you.
Song Quote of the Day
How could I dance with another when I saw her standing there?
This would be an audio, but....
my computer is still messed up.
So…”Queen of the World” by Ida Maria!
“Bring me home, I got no plans for tomorrow. I got no plans for tomorrow, I got no plans in sight. In fact, I’m free this week, I’m free this month. I’m lonely this year, I’m lonely forever.”
Song Quote of the Day
I wish I could discover something that doesn’t expire.
REBLOG IF you can't STAND writing on paper with...
yourfilthyimgorgeous:
alleekay:
setdarlingonfire:touchandcolour:unheardmelody:bestillmysoul:ayeeekyle:sticksothy:(via idothattoo)
There needs to be more paper under the paper!!!
That’s why I always fold my paper in half!
Song Quote of the Day
I’m not the type to say sorry constantly.
I've decided:
I am going to adopt a Chinese kid, but not tell people the kid is adopted, just to confuse people.
“Yeah, I’m Japanese, but my kid is Chinese.”
Song Quote of the Day
Hold my hand to keep me steady.
“We meet new people and we think, ‘How are they going to hurt me?’...”
My computer is full of viruses so it won't run...
Song Quote of the Day
You make the darkness disappear, I feel found when you stand near.
Song Quote of the Day
I’m queen of the world—I bump into things, I spin around in circles.
A conversation with my sister through text:
[Please Note- all words missing apostrophies, misused your/you're, and one misspelling of wear/were are as they were in the text, I have spelled them exactly as they were recieved.]
Danielle: Why do you do that to mom. Not like money is easy. She already paid for your teeth how hard is it for you to just were your retainer so they dont get all crooked like before
Me: Yeah because you've been so religious about wearing yours. Stop thinking so highly of yourself. I'm already aware of what a shitty person I am, so you can stop reminding/talking to me.
Danielle: Mine arent moving [note, her retainer doesn't even fit anymore, so obviously they are]. Mine werent bad like yours. Your such a bitch.
Me: How does that make me a bitch? I told you to stop saying shit to me, that's hardly bitchy.
Danielle: Its the way you talk. I dont think highly aboutmyself about teeth. Look at old pictures yours were awful n they will go back yet you fight about it with mom. So dumb. You would think you would want to wear it to not go back to how they were before
Me: How was that a fight? She asked me where it was, I said "Over there". Yeah, it got real heated.
Danielle: K then why did she come in my room complainin about it n upset. 4000 didnt come by easy for her n shes not doing it again [Note- she has failed two english classes that my mom continually has to pay for over and over again because she won't do the work]. I wouldnt say a thing to you if it didnt bother her [Note- her junior year, Danielle made my mom cry almost every other day].
Me: Yes, please do go on, because you've never given her any trouble ever. Guess I'm just the worst child, so now that that's settled, we can stop talking.
Danielle: Your so annoying. All this over a dumb retainer? Fuck off you nuts n psycho at least that part is clear. [Note- this one is hands-down my favourite]
Me: You're the one calling me names and getting all mad over something that doesn't concern you in the first place. So I think that would make you the psycho one.
Danielle: Im not mad at all. Its the way you talk like your better. Just shut up n go to sleep. I could care less about your dumb teeth [Note- then why the first text?] im just sick of your attitude
Me: Probably because everything you say is hypocritical- but you'll never see that.
Danielle: How nothing i said is hypocritical.
//I stopped texting her back after that. Please reblog or "like" this if it amused you, have ever had a crappy relationship with your sibling, and/or have ever been forced to live with someone you disliked.
Forgive Me- Ida Maria
“Forgive me for...
Song Quote of the Day
Oh my [gosh], oh you think I’m in control.
Song Quote of the Day
So go away, leave me alone, don’t bother me.
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Song Quote of the Day
It’s some kind of joke, I’m obsessively opposed to the typical.
There was no song quote yesterday . . .
because I was listening to The Score From the Motion Picture [500] Days of Summer! So I had no lyrics with which to make a song quote of the day.
Song Quote of the Day
Wait, they don’t love you like I love you.
Zach Buchanan just got in major trouble with Fisk.
For adding people to his pass to go to the library.
HA!!!
Unfortunately, he didn’t get a detention. I think it would have been hilarious if he had, because it would have been a major blemish on his otherwise perfect record. By major blemish, I of course mean that it would make Eloise Midgen’s acne look like a couple cute freckles.
“Only I can see you now. Candles on the river. I waited for you, and for a while...”
– The Disappeared; Kim Echlin (via lunadanger)
An Arrested Development movie??!! :D →
Song Quote of the Day
And we can do it to each other.
THIS IS SO FREAKING AMUSING!!! :D →
Kendall: You're looking particularly Asian today.
Me: Why, thank you, is it because of my glasses?
Kendall: Yes, it is.
Song Quote of the Day
Don’t want no paper gangster, won’t sign away my life to someone who’s got the flavor but don’t have no follow-through.